Showing posts with label Randomness in General. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Randomness in General. Show all posts

Friday, September 18, 2009

Choco is better than sex!!



I've come across this very cute product...
Yes I was deceived at first sight...
Strawberry flavor taste Mmmmm...


Too bad can't get it in Malaysia...
Suling got it from a friend...
From Taiwan I heard...

mk

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Sickz...

Huhu long time no see... Lately I was so occupied with labs, quizzes and assignments... Still manage to play around of course... But poor me fall sick for about 1 week and jeez, wasted so much of precious time to study... My God!! Ah, am going to dispensing lab later for dosage form practical... Making suppositories later.. And cream and ointment... The procedures seems hard.. sienz... Aiks what to cure my diarrhoae??? Handmade suppositories?? Hate to feel sick!!! When everyone else are having sleeping problem such as insomnia, I am happily having problem of sleeping too much...

Huhu, semester break is approaching, this coming holiday might be heading to Perak... It's like the must-have-holiday-trip... Perak guys faster plan a good trip for us oh!!! Oh speaking of semester break, I will have to be back in Penang a month earlier to help out in the preparation of Wanderer's Anual Concert... then end of june to participate in the APPS organized by school... Sponsorships are yet to be completed... So much to do, so lazy me... Need to start preparing for the Orientation week of the next intake, aiks becoming senior d, getting older as we speaks...

Aging is an exciting process as we learn more, but nevertheless I still feel sad for the ever losing time and youth... Haha lazy d. haven't revise for my lab later, gtg tata!! muaxx!!! This post is so random, right i'm just blogging for the sake of it... blah~


mk

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Selamat Hari Raya

Lesson of the day:

Never . Never . Ever attempt to go to Genting Highland during super peak season... You'll ended up go all the way there and find no parking then head back home... Well at least this is what happened to me today... Says who that the economic is bad and everyone is having a hard time with the ongoing inflation?? Haiz, lazy to describe how freaking crowded it is up there... Even Awana is full house, Skyway also full house... Crazy... So we ended up stop for a cuppa pearl tea at Chin Swee Temple... Even there is fully parked... Then back, sleep for the whole day... What can a say more...



Selamat Hari Raya~
Maaf Zahir dan Batin~
mk

Monday, August 18, 2008

A picture tells a thousand words...

As promised, I finally get to post some photos up.. Enjoy~~


At the Aerospace Exhibition... That night Shmily and I get to see Jupiter via telescope...


At Bon Odori with my roommate, Shmily... Ya that mask got us lots of attention... Too bad, they are sold out!!




Two kawaii Japanese.. From USM also... coolness...




Of course, never forget to show my kimono look... Alright cut the Bon Odori..





Sunday, August 17, 2008

Back in No Time!!!

Hey peeps, for your information I'll be back in Klang tommorow afternoon... And pray for me a safe journey back k?? Can't wait to see my beloved family... They missed me SOOOO much... What to do, I'm too adorable.. Haha I missed them too kay?? And yeah of course not to forget my another beloved bro Eric... Damn nice can finally meet after 7weeks of seperation... Although I'm happy here I still can't help to miss him once in awhile... Bro, a call that you made do makes my day... Although at times I called him till low credit la, dunno what's wrong with hotlink service, call Activ10 also so expensive... Cheat ppl's money wei!!!

By the way, just explaining why I didn't go home early as according to my actual situation I can go home on Thursday itself... But then... due to the Convo exhibition that I took part in, my duty last till today noon... So yadi yada I'm late home and I missed Ben's birthday celebration!!! aiks got people 20 years old d... Old already loooo... Hope he'll like the present that I bought all the way from penang... Wakakaka

Although I'm late home but I never waste my holiday playing time... On friday, Shmily and I went to Queensbay and walk whole day there... This time I say whole day I really mean it.. as we reach there at noon and we left there at midnight... Basically because shmily got a friend visiting us from health campus... Future doctor wei.. Haha, not handsome but definitely a nice dude... And for that outing I spent alot again... Aiks.. Sorry!!! I just can't help it... Imma shopaholic desuka!!!

Okay, just to note something good about my PharmEx, I get to know a couple of seniors then they are all nice people... Checked my body fat mass today... 20.5%... My BMI is just ideal.. 18.5.. Fuh no more under weight... Healthy wei!! hahaha although I gained weight, but seriously... Who don't when they come to penang??? hahah Alright just a lame excuse... I just gained weight but not fat kay??? So bk don't you dare call me PP... :P

Okie wanna head back to my room d... I think I will upload photo's when I'm back home...
tatala...


mk

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

One Week To Go...

Hey people, is me again... This week is relatively more free than other days, Convex is coming up, my duty schedule falls on the 14th, 16th and 17th and guess what?! My Sunday duty is only till 12.30pm!!!! Which means by right I can go back on Sunday afternoon if not for the stupid super late schedule... I tell you!!! Those "PEOPLE" really sucks when comes to speak of efficiency!!! Ish!!!

Ah... Before I'm here I often said that we can still keep in touch via the greatest invention >> Internet but I find it hard to even find time to update myself and keep in touch with my old friends... My hotmail inbox is always loaded with unread mails, my blog is always lack of updates... I feel so wasted for not having time to blog as there are so many happening that i wish to record in the past few weeks...

Remember I mentioned bout Bon Odori?? Ok, finally a short paragraph for that over-back-dated outing... Bought a bus ticket for RM5 to go to Esplanade to attend the imfamous Penang Bon Odori, saw many cute japanese girls in Kimono, Tako tako is yummilicious, join the fun in Bon Odori Dance, bought a fan, a mask and watched the best fireworks in my life... What else?? Photos will be uploaded later, PERHAPS... Haha...

Have been getting along very well with my dear roommate, in fact we are too close together, measuring the time we get to know each other... Most people thought that we have long known each other.. We are similar in many aspects and makes us same of a kind... Plus the talkative and extrovert nature of both of us we are actually quite welknown among our coursemates... Last week we found out that we like the same flavor of HAll's sweet which is the Green Tea flavor we were shocked as most people feel weird bout that flavor... One fine morning, we were both thinking bout a same song and we were thrilled by that... Kakaka one thing fortunate is that we both have different taste on the type of guys we like... Phew, later both like same guy then cham...

One day we grouped into the same group for nursing home project we get another 2 malay girls and they introduced themselves as Mar and Mas, both roommates as well... Ever since, we call them Marmas... Then all of a sudden I come up with an introductio for both of us, since I'm Sue Chin and my roommate is Shi Min, you can call us SuShi... Lol sorry just another lame act of mine... :P Okay, enough of my roommate...

Next is the Bungalow Stay (BS) that seniors organised for us... Shhh, this is an informal orientation for all chinese only... Again we were grouped into 8 groups of 8... I'm the group leader for my group and in fact I'm the only female leader among all 8 groups, lol ShiMin aka Shmily keeps on say that it was a funny scenerio to see all 7 tall guys and petite me to go in front when they call upon the leaders... Bah, as usual I barely slept at night in this kinda trips... Chitty chat with friends and seniors and rest for an hour or two at dawn... Achievement from the trip, I was the Best Female Participant (proud giler) and was also elected as the Female Chinese Representitive for my year... Was freaking shock when I know I was elected, but nevertheless happy to be entrusted by my peers... My partner is a STPM student as well and he is from Johor, heard people say that he is very keng... Haha but i dunno la... BS is awesome except for it's super exhausting and nearly caused me sickness after the trip...

Well there are happenings in almost everyday of my life and I regret that I don't have the opportunity to record them all here... Haha some of them I also forget d... Just wait for the photos to be uploaded la... A picture speaks a thousand words, then I also no need to type till so kang ko no??? Hahaha

Phew today's post is long wor... Thanks to the stupid pharmex meeting I cannot go back to my room and have my sweet nap... Have class at night samor, 8-10pm... Sienzzzzzzz Oh went to Gurney last week for Redbox, but voice wasn't good at all, haiz everyday stay outside eat outside food pulls me to further imperfections... Acnes pop out like nobody's business, getting darker thanks to UV from Mr. Sun, leg muscles gets bigger and bigger due to endless walk in and out of campus and lastly, I still love my campus life...

That's all for today... MUAXXX


mk

Friday, July 25, 2008

I'm doing better than great here...

Yo ho peepow!!! Am waiting for youtube to buffer my currently favorite drama "Fated to love you" So got sometime to blog blog abit here la...

Hehe lilian, go go join fencing... This Fencing Club in USM is not a part of co-k, so very easily we can get to register... Cf wanna join Kung fu Club... ~Everybody Love Kung Fu Fighting~ I can't join cuz if I join I will become Kung Fu Panda!!! HeeYa!!! with humongous eyebags... wakakaka University life is just awesome...

Somehow I am glad that I come so far away from home, as not only that I get to learn to be more independent and tough... If I am studying at KL, I'm sure that I'll go home every weekend and bring my whole week laundry back for my maid to wash... But here??? Everything D.I.Y... During weekend I have more time to study and play and also get involved with various activities... Ain't my life more colourful so???

Actually I'm still too busy to update a real blog.. Don't ask me why I got time to watch drama but not blog k??? Watching drama once a week at internet cafe is like my only entertainment here... Just got 3 more assignments today, am the leader for a nursing home project so... gotta be responsible abit la... Looking forward to the BS next weekend, so this weekend aim is to finish up my assignment on literature evaluation... Go Go MK!!! Fighthing!!

I think I can do it... hahaha yup see me so friendly also know I have made many friends la, still making new friends every single day... Slowly la~ Oh yea, cousin brought me out for dinner today, cf tags along... We had durian and I had Char Kueh Teow... happy~~

Lastly, just a reply to Sherlyn :
"I guess I was lucky in STPM... I really enjoyed my Form6 life and in fact I actually played the most in Form6, still remember I use to play Badminton with lilian every week or once a fornight in Lower6, then after that addicted to Bowling... Chess club every Friday... Hmmm I guess form6 is not just study hard but real important is to study smart.. Search within yourself and get a study method that really suits you... "

People say Uni life is easy for STPM student... But I just have to strongly disagree with it as my life is really busy and hectic... For example guess what time I slept yesterday night??? Freaking 4am kay??? Just because I wanna copy my lecture notes in advance of my lecture... Actually was pressured by my "also-quite-hardworking" but playful roommate... Shi Min Haha we both practically siao together, eat together, sleep together, study together... What also together... Glad to get a roommate that is of same channel and frequency as I...

KK my youtube have long done buffering... So till next time... I'll try and update on last saturday Bon Odori night... Muaxx miss you people~~


mk

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Short ShoutOut From USM again...

Hey people, my life lately have gone way too happening for me to blog about it... Too many things to share, yet too little time... Please bare with my lack of updates, I promise you'll get a satisfying one very very soon... So stay tuned for the next update... I hope I can find time to blog cause have been too busy on everything!!! Lecture notes, Lab reports, Literature evaluation assignments, Shopping, Spending, Playing, sub-Orientations, Outings, and so on, so forth... And just an hour ago, I sign myself up in Chess Club and Fencing Club as well... Have a Convo week activity - PharmEX coming up in a month... And many many more yadi yada... Well Just imagine how busy I am kay??? Hahaha so please forgive me ya...

Miss you all muaxxx

mk

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Hello!!

Hey peeps!!! Again I'm not blogging with my laptop... Only because there is no Wi-fi coverage in my room, Noob USMHotspot!!! And I'm lazy to bring my lappie down to the cafeteria... So now I'm in a cyber cafe near my hostel... Hehehe, I can sense there are people missing me somewhere... Well I plan to say 'everywhere' but I'm afraid that I'll get rotten eggs throwing towards me from everywhere instead... Hehe, looking at my ability to blog and crap you should know that I'm doing great here...

But it's either I'm heartless/cold-blooded or I'm strong and tough that I'm not homesick... Well, I was homesick at the first week, but soon enough that I have pull myself together and live a life as a university student far away from home... Sometimes I missed my friends as well, but not CF aka Karen, as I get to see her very often here and fyi, she just sitting beside me playing Gold Miner.. LOL, Eric asked me to update my blog more regularly, but please understand that I'm a busy Pharmacy first year student ya~~

Actually I have been typing this since 2 something but I stopped for the drama Fated To Love You so... hehe Blogging tergendala... anyway gotta go now tata~~~


mk

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Greetings from USM, Penang Island!!!

Hey readers, well I wonder if there's any left who will visit my page daily, ussually, gradually, occasionally or whatever, even myself visit my blog only once in a blue moon... Everyone is busy with their Uni life, and so do I... Hehehe, Erm I'm in the library actually, supposed to be learning how to use KRISALIS, a service to find books and jurnals, and also browsing through the website called medscape for Jurnals regarding Pharmacy issues for my first assignment... But then, no idea how to use the service and found many jurnals that I barely understand, I decide to steal some time for blogging...

Yesterday was my first day to lecture and I was lucky that none of my classes got cancelled by whatever reasons... Unlike Eric, the less fortunate one, whose classes always cancelled... And yup life as a Pharmacy student ain't easy in USM... My faculty is the only one that requires us to wear formal EVERYDAY to lectures and lab... Wanna portrait professionals image konon... Haha so ya, in USM, if you see students in formal attire, most probably he/she is a pharmacy student... fainted*

The more unfortunate event is that there will be no bus stopping near our school... So from my hostel, my roommate and I will have to walk approximately 1 km to my school... Everyday~~~~ In FORMAL attire samor!!! Haha, okay, enough whinning, I always do best in complaining, but my concept is, done complaining?? Alright, pull yourself together and life on!!! Yup, current aim is to score at least GPA of 3.75 out of 4.0... Haha since most people here are from Matriculation, when they here that you're from STPM they'll give the look as if you are very good... SO... STRESSSSSS lol, nolar mainly caused by my own pride and egoism... kk gtg for now... tata



mk

Monday, June 23, 2008

Turning Over A New Leaf...

My blog seems lifeless this month... Why is that so?? I cannot give you an answer myself... Till today, 23 June I only manage to update 5 short posts, which to me is a failure... What so ever, am leaving to Penang this coming Friday morning... Will be back in August, look forward to my return will you???


There's alot of preparation to do before I set of to my university life... I'm still in a dilemma whether should I bring my Mr. Fei to Penang... That big dog is gonna occupy big portion of my luggage, but I can't sleep well without it!! :P By the way, Mr.Fei is my biggest and favorite soft toy that I got as a gift 3 years back from my ex... Used to love it soooo much that my sis gets jealous of it... Haha, that Fei had occupied half of my bed for 3years and made me always complaining bout my bed being too small...

Besides, gotta do some more shopping on glosseries, toiletries, and some basic needs of living... Also wondering should I bring my comforter?? Lol I might as well transfer my whole room to Penang... Luckily still got a cousin in Penang so will go and kacau him when in trouble..


So many things to do, so little time... I'll update again later.. tata



mk

Friday, June 20, 2008

Penang Here I come!!!

Yoohooooo~~
Hey I'm just back from my Genting trip; the last trip before Local university intake and the trip was real fun!!! Hehe Err everyone knows bout genting so I need not to elaborate more...

Yup! I got my first choice which is Pharmacy in USM... Was rather regret and down yesterday thinking to go so far away from home, and leaving many of my friends in Klang Valley... Just now got to know that JiaXin and Caren going to USM as well... So yey!!! Girl friends are there together so it's pretty exciting...

One more thing bout Penang is the FOOD!!!! Haha, some of my friends are worried that I might come back 4 years later as a PP.. PP stands for Pui Po (Fat Lady) due to my Tham-Jia-ness and Penang's nice.delicious.tasty.yummylicious FOOD!!! So hehe I'll try to control my diet k???

So friends, even though we will not be meeting each other often, check out my blog and see how I'm doing in life ya?! Cheerio!



mk

Sunday, June 1, 2008

-N o o B-

Oh hello~ Won't be blogging for sometimes... I hate online using my desktop... Super Snail Speed can kill okay?! Something is wrong with my laptop setting and configurations so wait till I figure it out.. Dammit... Besides, having outing tomorrow... Pyramid it is... Kinda hoping to go for ice skating... But then due to my noobness, drawn back... See, my blog is short and simple lately, not so much of craps... Like it or not... :P

Currently into TVXQ - O' Jung Ban Hap Dance Steps.. 3 minutes heat only~~ tata

mk.bored

Saturday, May 31, 2008

-Z e r o-

Eric bro just complained that my blog berkulat d... Come on la it's only two days ago since I last updated my blog... If that long my blog can berkulat, S 0-0 n's blog I guess become fossil d lo...
Not only that, but he also said my blog has no content... Not to say sad to hear that, but gotta admit that I'm not a good blogger...
Well just to let you know, Narnia - Prince Caspian is pretty satisfying... Nice to see King Peter and King Edmund the handsome... Prince Caspian Tak Boleh la... Kakaka... I've just done my NUS hostel application... I pretty much don't know what I am doing with my life lately... Hahaha and the fact is---> I AM NOT IN THE MOOD OF BLOGGING AT ALLLLLLLLL...
Lastly, my life and soul are SO empty that words from me are empty as well...

Chao~


mk.emptiness

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Don't Stay

I am giving tuition to my little brother and we found a little emo-piece of poem... It looks like my brother's handwriting but he was swearing that it was't his product... Anyway, it was in a small piece of note and I think it's cute!! This is how the "poem" sound...

Don't Stay
Sometimes I need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I need you to stay away from me!!!
Sometimes I'm in disbelief I didn't know
Sometimes I need you to go!!!

I can't help to blog about it as it's so cute and to avoid embarassments, I did some investigations on it... And guess what I found??? Lol it's Don't Stay from Linkin Park.. Again I'm impress with my stupidity... Lalala~~ The lyrics just best describe me.. Let's share it here...


Linkin Park - Don't Stay lyrics

Sometimes I
Need to remember just to breathe
Sometimes I
Need you to stay away from me
Sometimes I'm
In disbelief I didn't know
Somehow I Need you to go
Don't stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
(Just give me myself back and)
Don't stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your things I snatched from you
(Just give me myself back and)
Don't stay
Sometimes I
Feel like I trusted you too well
Sometimes I
Just feel like screaming at myself
Sometimes I'mIn disbelief
I didn't know
Somehow I Need to be alone
Don't stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
(Just give me myself back and)
Don't stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your things I snatched from you
(Just give me myself back and)
Don't stay
I don't need you anymore
I don't want to be ignored
I don't need one more day
Of you wasting me away (2x)
Don't stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
What you were changing me into
(Just give me myself back and)
Don't stay
Forget our memories
Forget our possibilities
Take all your things I snatched from you
(Just give me myself back and)
Don't stay (3x)


mk.not so emo

Monday, May 19, 2008

Back-Episode2

Ehem, bare with my blog title... But the title kinda suit my current status.. Prolly because I am just back from Pahang.. Again?! Yup, I went for the Yayasan Pahang scholarship interview in Kuantan yesterday morning.. Most unfortunately due to the successive travelling, I fell ill yesterday morning, nose blockage and headache for the whole day... I wasn't able to speak very clearly during the interview, sigh.. At the end of the day I puke after dinner, i'm a weak piece of lame chop.. Nothing much to tell bout the interview, just like any others.. All in all, mom had fun visiting old friends and sisters in her hometown..

In Kuantan, we went to the beach at Teluk Cempedak.. At the beach, I recall some moments at Teluk Cempedak 3 years back.. 3 years back I'm still in form4, young, innocent, naive and happy kinda best describe me back then.. Pretty much because there are not much worries back then, seriously missed old young days.. Glancing back makes me feel old... Being near the beach also reminds me of Redang, but of course the beach at Teluk Cempedak can never match Redang's one... Oh I so missed Redang, two nights there wasn't even enough...

Actually I was so in the mood to blog after i read Eric's blog.. But his post sounded kinda emo making me emo as well.. But after 2-3hours of blogging whatever flame of emo also distinguished d lo... so I'll update again tml cuz my flame of blogging really dying d... lol paiseh ya!! I'll come back to you about my second day in Redang..

Oyasumi~

mk

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Short Report...

Went swimming today, like finally~
With Kylye, Ivan and Eric... Dididada yadiyada we end up late there for 30 minutes to our initial plan... Thanks to Mr. Ivan!!!! So we swim and Eric practically soak himself in the swimming pool which is somewhat suspected to be over-chlorinated... But it's kinda inconvenient to travel all the way there just to swim... Gotta find another place... Topic ends on swimming..

Tomorrow morning I die die [direct Hokkien translation] also have to renew my Probational driving license in the morning at Puspakom... I am not only a kiasu person but also a kia-si one... Driving illegally makes me nervous... Kakaka, craps...

Wanna write more bout my planned ahead outings but I'm afraid that later got stalkers reading my blog come and stalk at me... Blah, just kidding, merely giving excuses for my indolences of blogging...

NTU pre-departure briefing on tomorrow night, and I haven't even make up my mind... Headache...

Redang this weekend!!!

Tada~

mk

Sunday, April 13, 2008

So much to say...

My laptop has been behaving like a piece of junk... Therefore, I have been lazy to blog as well... Anyway, I was so hoping to get a new laptop today but unfortunately the model that I desired is currently out of stock... Deng!! Really unlucky like sh*t or what... Omgggggggggod... Super cannot tahan my sh*tty luck... Enough complain for now and hopefully I'll lay my eye on a new model asap... zzzz

_____~Smiling Face @ News.com~_____
I've got a part time job at P.D.I @ Jaya Jusco, Bukit Raja and will start working tomorrow!! Yay!! Which means no more unforgivable time wastage and money spendings... Not exactly no more, but definitely lessen a lot... Which also means less online moment > less blogging...

_____~Thought Of The Day after Yesterday~____
Yesterday night I watched this Korean movie titled "A Moment To Remember"... The story is about a girl who is diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease at the age of 27 and she started to forget her loved ones-> family and husband... It's a sad story though, made me cried a river and drown the whole world~ And again, it also makes me realized that the chances of me getting Alzheimer's is rather high [choi choi touch wood, spit saliva and say again], since the disease is sometimes caused by inheritance... My grandmother suffered Alzheimer as well... Relating my thoughts to my current status, I'm considered a girl with somewhat good memory power and sometimes I just want to forget about what happen in my past relationship to get it over with, but yesterday after watching that show I realized that I really.seriously.definitely.absolutely.certainly.actually don't want to forget that episode of my life, which is why I'm still not getting over it... What is love without memories?? Love don't just come in a snap of the fingers, it is built with foundations of memories... Some are sad, yet beautiful... Then I realized that I blog to keep track of these memories... That's why my blog is in a diary form. When I delete my Xanga blog when I was irrationally emo-ing over the break up, I actually tried to delete my memories but some are so strong that they just won't get off my mind... Although now I'm super regret over my act of deleting the blog, but there's no point crying over spilled milk... Oh my thought have been long, but not to be surprised, I'm a lengthy thinker, and tend to think too much...

_____~Whisper In The Ears~_____
I miss you~
miss you~
miss you~~
I miss you like crazy~
Even more than....
[what's this song name???]

_____~Wish Of The Day~_____
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHIR HONG AND BEE KIAN!!!
May your wishes come true...
*hugs and blessings*

_____~Mourn~_____
Mom's boss passed away this morning, due to complications after a "by pass" operation, rest in peace Uncle Dato...


mk

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

I was craving on going to Redang Island for years since after SPM in 2005. I'm finally going to Redang next month and at this moment, I'm not really looking forward to the trip... What's gotten in to me?? By the way, I just watched "What Women Wants" on 8tv, the finalist spent their time at Tioman Island... Gosh apparently snorkeling requires a certain level of stamina.. Haha in order to enjoy myself kau kau at Redang, I guess I should really work harder on my swimming... Training starting next week!!! Eh heh, why not tomorrow?? Well, under some circumstances, cannot la... Blueh...

I wanna go Tioman also la... Who else planning any trip???
Ish Gotta save money for my W580i...

Bored already, tata..

mk

Monday, March 31, 2008

Life's like this~

Sometimes my dad tells us stories about life and people...
Here is a good one...

After God created lives on earth, He decided to give all living things a role to play in the new world... God then called upon the Bull, the Dog, the Monkey, and Human...

He first talked to the Bull...
God : Bull, you have to work very hard and serve others for your entire life and you are given grass as you food. I shall let you live for 50 years.
Bull : What??! I have to work my ass off and what i get is grass?? 20 years is enough for me to live, You can keep the 30 years, my Lord.

Then he turn to the Dog, and say...
God : Dog, you will sit and guard in front of your house and bark to whoever passing by your house and you have leftovers and bones for food. I shall let you live for 30 years.
Dog : What??! I have to bark like a lunatic and all I get is leftovers and bones?? No thanks, just let me live for 10 years and You can keep the 20 years, my Lord.

Next, he go on to Monkey...
God : Monkey, you shall make funny faces and entertain people for your life and have bananas as food. I shall let you leave for 20 years.
Monkey : Huh??! I gotta make clowns' face and entertain people for my entire life and all I get is bananas?? Nah, I would like to have only 10 years to live and you can keep the remaining 10 years, my Lord.

and lastly, He come to Human, and says...
God : Human, my dearest creation, for you I'll let you play and have fun, eat the tastiest food, drink the finest beverage. You do not need to work but to enjoy and indulge in your wonderful life... I shall let you live for 20 years.
Human : Oh dear God, I have such wonderful life and I only get to live for 20 years?? 20 years are too short for me to enjoy. Don't you have the extra 30 years from the Bull, 20 years from the Dog and 10 years from the Monkey?? Can You All Mighty grant me those extra years to live??
God : Those years from others?? Hmmm... Are you sure you want those extra years???
Human : Certainly!!! my Lord...
God : Alright then, I shall grant you extra 60 years to live...


That's why we humans get to play and enjoy for the first 20 years of our lives, then have to work like a bull for the next 30 years, and when we reach the age of 50 and we're retired, we'll sit in front our house and loves to bark at people (grumpy old man which has nothing better to do) for 20 years, and around the age of 70, when we have our grandchildren, we will make funny funny faces to entertain them...

-the end-


Hope you enjoy reading this story, cuz I find it rather interesting...


mk.lame storyteller